The "I Don't Know" Compartment

"jkm7680" (jkm7680) 11/21/2015 at 14:33 • Filed to: None

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So, you see Oppo. This is my “I Don’t Know” compartment. It’s located on my drivers side door card. It’s lined with beige felt and fits a little bottle of hand sanitizer or an Iphone 4 perfectly. But what did the Germans intend for it to hold?

My sunglasses don’t fit in it, coins are too dirty for it. WHAT ARE YOU FOR?

CounterTorqueSteer > jkm7680 11/21/2015 at 14:35

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Cigs

TheHondaBro > jkm7680 11/21/2015 at 14:37

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Bratwursts... Obviously.

jkm7680 > CounterTorqueSteer 11/21/2015 at 14:37

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You may just be correct.......

Unfortunately, I don’t smoke. But I DO have a pack of candy cigarettes somewhere.

jariten1781 > jkm7680 11/21/2015 at 14:38

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CounterTorqueSteer > jkm7680 11/21/2015 at 14:38

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I don't smoke either, but that's the only thing that makes sense to me.

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > jkm7680 11/21/2015 at 14:39

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CDs?

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > TheHondaBro 11/21/2015 at 14:39

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Bratwurst is always the right answer. Proper brats, not those packaged ones in the US that taste like hot dogs, don’t get me started.

coqui70 > jkm7680 11/21/2015 at 14:42

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Concealed pistols to deal with East German spies

jkm7680 > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) 11/21/2015 at 14:43

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Unless you break it four ways.

gin-san - shitpost specialist > jkm7680 11/21/2015 at 14:52

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Seems like a decent spot for registration/insurance documents and stuff.

Urambo Tauro > jkm7680 11/21/2015 at 14:52

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License/registration?

jkm7680 > Urambo Tauro 11/21/2015 at 14:55

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Registration card won’t fit in there without being folded, licence goes in the wallet.

for Michigan > jkm7680 11/21/2015 at 14:55

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Tobacco pipe?

jkm7680 > gin-san - shitpost specialist 11/21/2015 at 14:55

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My insurance card would probably fit, but there’s a special place for that n my owners manual sleeve.

and 100 more > jkm7680 11/21/2015 at 14:56

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Driving gloves, dear boy.

jkm7680 > and 100 more 11/21/2015 at 15:01

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Well, I’d assume that only one of the finest leather driving gloves could fit in that compartment. The other one may have to be liquefied beforehand.

Cé hé sin > jkm7680 11/21/2015 at 15:07

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Condoms gentleman’s necessities

and 100 more > jkm7680 11/21/2015 at 15:17

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#Germanengineering

Funktheduck > jkm7680 11/21/2015 at 15:47

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Why is there a stop button?

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > jkm7680 11/21/2015 at 15:49

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Would a roll of quarters fit?

Rico > Funktheduck 11/21/2015 at 15:54

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The memory function for the seats are probably 1 touch so it’ll stop the motion if you need to.

jkm7680 > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 11/21/2015 at 16:03

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Maybe?

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > jkm7680 11/21/2015 at 16:05

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A wad of cash to pay tow truck drivers.

Probenja > jkm7680 11/21/2015 at 16:30

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This reminds me of the under floor storage in my mom’s old hyundai, it was under the rear seats and to gain access to it you needed to fold and flip the rear seats. It was so hidden that i’m sure it was intended for transporting drugs or other illegal items:

Couldn’t find any pictures online but its basically in this spot

jkm7680 > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 11/21/2015 at 17:07

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Hehe, I hopefully won’t be needing that.

It’s been three months and while there are a few small things and wear items in need of replacing, I’m very happy with everything else.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > jkm7680 11/21/2015 at 19:24

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?

uofime-2 > jkm7680 11/23/2015 at 10:59

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Ashtray would be my guess. It’s odd that it is felt lined, but I suppose the ash tray is removable/optional and that would keep it from rattling.

jkm7680 > uofime-2 11/23/2015 at 16:18

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Definitely not. There is an ash tray in the center console.

uofime-2 > jkm7680 11/23/2015 at 16:30

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What if you smoke left handed cigarettes?

jkm7680 > uofime-2 11/23/2015 at 16:32

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Then you use the ashtray with your left hand.